if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”
what does this mean
It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.
fyi
I started a(nother) writing blog for NaNoWriMo.
Will also probably have bullet journal stuff in it.
This one is still for all the other random stuff in my life.
It would help if we could decide, here and now, on your name
My name?
Yes, ma’am. Your regnal name and that is the name you take as queen.
Let’s not over complicate matters unnecessarily. My name is Elizabeth
Need a cheat sheet for wizard finance? We got you
Based on the calculations of an inspired fan, we put together a list of how many galleons you can expect to shell out to peep the next Chudley Cannons game.
I’ve been rereading the series and like … this makes sense for the most part except that Percy Weasley bets Penelope Clearwater 10 Galleons on the Gryffindor/Ravenclaw Quidditch match and like … what 17 year old would bet $250 on a school sporting event ???
one who thought he would win i guess
i keep telling boys that ask me out on dates that I haven’t seen The Force Awakens so that I can go see it again for free. I’m about to go see it for the 6th time



