February 2012
7 tags
When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.
– William Shakespeare (via finio)
1 tag
jessecuntsopolis:
but are party rock and cory in the same house?
Why are all the men I love almost double my age
craptitude:
nightoftheblackparade:
superwholocker:
thefrenchmist4ke:
and live in different countries
and are famous
and married
With kids
Or dead.
The people in this government class
jerfrey:
2 tags
Imagine what the announcer would say if Leonardo DiCaprio won an award.
“This is Leonardo DiCaprio’s first win and 463rd nomination…”
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."
Yes, that’s very confusing for them. If they ask me to do a spell I’ll usually...
– Daniel Radcliffe, on if children ever assume he can do magic (x)