September 2011
i did it breh
THE. GIF.
Read philosophy extensively until you are thoroughly convinced endearment is nothing more than an unattainable, abstract ideal created in your mind to grow attachment to another living thing in order to feel some sort of arbitrary pleasure.
When you say a fucking hilarious joke,
And everyone just looks at you like…
And so you’re just like…
Well I do raise my hand a lot. It pisses everyone else off when I actually know the answers and they’re too lazy to learn. :)
ACCURATE.

lmfao. school. what a joke.
- Shawn: Wow.
- Cory: What?
- Shawn: You brought pudding to college!
- Cory: Hey, I got one for you.
August 2011
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Fuck you! don’t talk about my mom! SHE’S A NICE LADY!!!!! jkjk

Everything I’ve Said has Already Crossed Your Mind: please list your 3 most irrational fears
Moths
Abandonment
Attics
windows
bridges
mirrors
and when i am high: cans of coke
public bathrooms
silence
…
Revolving doors
Jim Carrey
Loose pencil lead
elevator doors
meat eating plants
glasses with crud in the bottom
clouds
getting my hair cut
going to sleep without the tv on.
Pacman
Throwing up
Colonel Mustang
Flying bugs
Angel statues (yes, Blink was scary like that)
Exposed bone fractures
Bathrooms
Snow White
Roller Coasters
I now have every single episode of Boy Meets World, and I’m about to watch them all in order. Expect to get buried in gifs, screencaps, and/or quotes.
YOUR MOM.
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and mostly homework.















