Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
most-awkward-moments: She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
When I'm in the greatest mood and my favorite song...
Why do most of the popular television shows only...
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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WHAT IS THIS NEW BAR AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE THINGY?
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