May 2012
April 2012
screw studying the rest of the night
im watching twilight
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
When you fall in love with someone on public transport there is a 100% chance that you will never see them ever again :(
They r gone b4 da tears hit da floor
i got bit by a spider on my thigh in the middle of the night and the bite is fucking huge so where the fuck is this big motherfucking spider that thought my pants were just dandy to climb inside?
tom hanks adventures at the park part 2
tom hanks goes to the park by himself and stands right in front of the swing set to look out for people until they leave
tom hanks got on the swing but he had a little trouble swinging
he finally got the swinging and then yelled ”thats right fuckers”’
swinging
until he noticed some people
he swung back
and swung free
and then he got some fucking juicy juice and played it cool
- snape: EX
- lockhart:
- snape:
- lockhart:
- snape:
- lockhart:
- snape:
- lockhart:
- snape: PELLIARMUS.
if your head isn’t in the game
where is it
two hands two boobs this isn’t a coincidence
Play
Play
