How To Live Forever

2k13blogger: why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:45:05 -0400

why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

"You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:45:48 -0400

“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want.”

- Kathleen Hanna (via qoldlush)

b0urney: hotboyproblems: my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:45:12 -0400

b0urney:

hotboyproblems:

my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the interent off at night

my heart goes out to the kids who don’t know how to turn the internet back on

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:40:58 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:40:23 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:40:08 -0400

worcaholics: judgementdays: why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe Yeah...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:38:42 -0400

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

flapwagon: haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:38:23 -0400

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

Me: I won't get jealous

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:38:08 -0400

Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore

la-tua-stella: I’ve been waiting for this my whole...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:37:16 -0400

la-tua-stella:

I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.

Without knowing it.

mojosodope178: “trust fall” “DAMN IT JOE”

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:27:51 -0400

mojosodope178:

“trust fall”

“DAMN IT JOE”

i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:27:35 -0400

i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot

latviia: michaxl: do she got shiduuuuuuu

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:19:51 -0400

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu

jennamarbles: So hot and look how long our tongues are

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:59:10 -0400

jennamarbles:

So hot and look how long our tongues are

OH MY GOD I OWNED THIS

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:57:57 -0400

OH MY GOD I OWNED THIS

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:57:36 -0400

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:57:04 -0400

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

oursharedmemories: kateoplis: Huxley vs. Orwell !!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:52:52 -0400

oursharedmemories:

kateoplis:

Huxley vs. Orwell

!!

87daysbefore: rewatching tvd just makes me realize that literally every single thing i liked about...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:50:51 -0400

87daysbefore:

rewatching tvd just makes me realize that literally every single thing i liked about stefan in the beginning was a lie and like how can you rewatch this show and not root for damon when you’re literally meant to root for stefan in the beginning and then find out he’s a shit and see that damon’s not the bad guy after all

#i am shawn when it comes to my otp and other people

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:46:16 -0400

#i am shawn when it comes to my otp and other people